'tis the season to be forgiving ^^

Yeah... throughout our 5 years in high school, we've had our fair share of tiffs and resentful feelings. but it's also important to be able to forgive and forget. or... at least.... try to i guess. remember this :


Always forgive your enemies, NOTHING irritates them more than this ^^


however, life's too short to harp on minor stuff and to hold grudges against one another. it's best to live and let live, don't ya think? some hurtful things that spew outta peoples' mouths are just a split second kinda reaction, you know, when emotions are running high and MOST of the time, people don't mean what they say. not all of us are angels, are we? so we may have a tendency to offend others when our brains are boiling with rage, and if the other party takes it badly enough, another set of enemies is born. Is it worth it, seriously? especially if he or she was your friend before. so yeah, get my point?

and at some point of our lives, certain teachers may have caused us some undue grievances and anger. but we must remember that they are just human, just like us. they may not be the best educator around, but in some occasions, we've gotta give them some credit too for some of the things they have done ( and NO i am NOT paid to type this ok ). since it's nearly christmas, i have decided to be nice and sweet like a tantalising turkish delight and focus on why we love or (love to hate) all the teachers who have taught us in forms 4 and 5.

first up on my list is our beloved...


1. Mr Faizal (!)

well, to be honest, he isn't one of the most hardworking teachers around but he sure is a nice guy. i mean anyone who can smile when someone calls him freak in his face is surely a unique individual, ain't i right? and seriously, i think he'll make a really caring husband. so i guess his soon-to-be wife is kinda lucky, in a way. and and. he's gonna be a REAL MAN soon! by next week, THE DEED WOULD HAVE BEEN DONE and the MAN FAIZAL will emerge and he can proudly proclaim to the world that he no longer is a (fill in the blanks) after his lovey dovey wedding night. all the best to him! now...if only we could be there to give him some moral support.... another good attribute of his? hmmm....let me see. he's got a long tongue. err wait. that sounds so WRONG. i mean, well, he can finish two chapters in one period! i mean, that's kinda like a mini accomplishment ain't it? someone inform the Malaysia Book of Records please..

oh. and he's got a nice smile. if you like slightly unsettling kinds of smiles, anyways.

p.s. it's a jungle in there!

2. Miss Assunta

let's face it, she ain't the sweetest treat in the candy jar, but heck, she's pretty good at being sarcastic (hopefully she'll mellow down, 'cos she can be pretty insulting at times). and at least she taught us to be scared of getting poor results for est, instead of merely throwing the subject aside and labelling it as a nonsense of a nonsense subject. when she came and taught us(albeit out of Hobson's choice), it dawned upon us that est wasn't exactly an Extremely Simple Test, but something that we mosquito and ant brains had to really put our best foot forward in.

but miss assunta, i still DON'T believe i can fly.

3. Pn Lena

Lena Jie! all of us will definitely miss her stories and recollections of her dreams. wow. i feel so special 'cos she dreamt of me before? and of you guys too. hahaha. that was pretty weird, but yeah. without her, i think my moral studies would have gone down a sinkhole bigger than the one currently in the middle of the road in my area. she's such a dedicated teacher and Lord knows what we could have done without her. and i'll always remember how she always reminds me of Lucy Liu ( best known for her stint in Charlie's Angels - for me LAH )

4. Miss Khung

behold, here comes the great KING KHUNG! errr. no offence meant, really. she may be prone to bursts of PMS-caused mood swings, but like tpk says, she's one of the most hardworking teachers around. in short, she works her butt off. who else would sacrifice their free time (and nap time, 'cos i KNOW that's one of her favourite pastimes, besides trotting off to china) to give us students extra classes of add maths with no additional costs charged? and when she's teaching, she really tries her best and is able to make us understand the subject better. i feel so touched that we had a teacher like her. i really am. and who doesn't miss her favourite laugh?

Miss Khung: oh, i wrote 8 instead of 3 ahh. heh heh heh heh heh.

Us : *rolls eyes* HEH HEH HEH HEH HEH

she should be awarded the MOST HARDWORKING TEACHER AWARD! plus, she's cute.

5. Pn. Asma

here's to a teacher who looks more like a high-maintainence datin than a high school teacher. i mean, with her polished looks and aristocratic way of carrying herself, who would have known right? she's really nice too and we could say certain things to her that we wouldn't dream of telling some other teachers. and we sure cherished the ample free time she gave us during her err.. lessons.

class you can do your own work...

6. Pn. Zahariah

The best Biology teacher in SMKB! ain't we lucky to have gotten her this year? she's such a dedicated teacher and i love her to bits. sorry that eindres and gang (during their reproduction presentation) gave her some serious heart palpitations that could inadverdently lead to (touch wood) a myocardial infarction or cardiac arrest that occurs when the blood suppply to part of the heart is interrupted. This is most commonly due to occlusion (blockage) of a coronary artery following the rupture of a vulnerable atherosclerotic plaque, which is an unstable collection of lipids (like cholesterol) and white blood cells (especially macrophages) in the wall of an artery. The resulting ischemia (restriction in blood supply) and oxygen shortage, if left untreated for a sufficient period, can cause damage and/or death (infarction) of heart muscle tissue (myocardium).

excuse me for the bio crap above though. I shall miss her smile so much ^^

7. Pn. Jalilah

or... better known as our beloved kak ilah (unless your name is ANDREA. she didn't know who kak ilah is till we told her yesterday -.- )

kak ilah : kelas, setiap karangan mesti ada peribaha -

Us : -SA!

awh. i miss those times. lynn lynn , ovary ong , sorry i mean joanne dear and i counted forty over times one day right. lols.

she's another truly dedicated teacher. remember for our lisan? she talked more and hurai the isi much more than we did. hahaha. funny.

8. Pn. Noraihan

did i get the spelling right? i used to think her name was spelt norehan. but lynn lynn corrected me i think. when i think of her, im reminded instantly of her black eyeliner that she wears every single day without fail. heck, she and andie even has a similarity! hint : those sexy eyes...

when i wasn't either dreaming or falling asleep ( it's SEJARAH come on ), i used to be tickled with her funny excerpts of peole getting sula and of live, wriggling worms crawling outta her butt when she was younger. besides these stories, i don't remember a tiny morsel of sejarah ( k la ... dah insaf ... )

by the way, who can't resist her sexayyy doraemon voice?

9. Mr. Azmi

erm... what can i say about him? he's nice... and funny. he's patient too. i mean, anyone who can stand our class has gotta be real patient, right? ooooh. and he has a MACHO voice too! hahaha macho macho! LOL. and who says vertically challenged men aren't HOT? HAHAHahhahahahHAHAHAHAHA. hope he'll never read this!

10. Mr. Al-azhari

not sure about the spelling of his name either. but yeah. he was funny. and wacky. and funny. and mostly wacky. i remember he ONLY LIKES TO LOOK AT PRETTY GIRLS! ie. pui leng. and amily. *wicked grin* n his tunku abdul rahman pants ( note : this means his pants are pulled up till like, almost touching his CHIN ) and how he used to adjust it every 5 minutes.

oh. and he has a pretty unsettling smile too.
but to his credit, he's a really, really, really nice fella.

11. Pn. Siti

I didn't know it last year, but lately i have come to know that this sexy mama can get pretty wild too. err. let's not get going about this shall we? hee heee heeee. she has the most lovely, melodious voice ever, but THAT unfortunately, put us mischief makers to sleep *malu*.

i'll miss her 'cos she was like a mother to us and she was always, always so patient and caring towards us. sighs.

12. Pn. Go Tsing Tsing

Now this is one fashionista, baby. she dons a different garment like, everyday. who's her husband? donald trump? and i can't forget how she wacked all of us (expect lynn lynn as far as i can recall) on our palms for not doing her bio exercises in form 4. and. WHO IN THEIR RIGHT MINDS CAN FORGET ALL THAT "wei's" and ruler banging?

13. Pn. Chai

wow. and WOWOWOW. here's a super fit bionic lady cum wonder woman, baby. and she's really down to earth too. we learnt so much from her during the short period in which she was our pj teacher. and she has nice hair too ^^ i'm obsessed with other people's hair, sorry.

14. Mr. Firdaus

a.k.a. mister super leng zhai! he's like another malay david archuleta (but can he sing?). thank goodness he's in smkb, and not in some all girls' asrama. goodness knows what'll happen to him there. thousands of girls would be like, clambering for his attention and another few million hearts would be broken in the process. poor girls.

15. Pn. Felicity

do you guys know that she's migrating with her family to australia? well, i heard that she is. wish her all the best anyway. n teacher, you still owe us a trip to sabah! you said you supposed to bring us there with you. hahahaha. fyi, she looks like kuan yin to me, cos she has that sudah mencapai tahap moksya kinda peaceful look on her face. and her gentle, monotonous voice doesn't help me erase that thought from my head either.

p.s. i LOVE her HAIR.

16. Pn. Bavani

she's actually quite sexy, isn't she? and man, she has attitude too. and i mean it in a nice way. the way she talks to us makes us think that she's more of like a friend to us than a teacher. two thumbs up for this sexy mama!

17. Pn. Suhaila

yes, teacher, we know you hated elektrik when you were still a school kid last time. that's why we naturally, hate it too. or shall i say HATED. since we don't have to study it anymore, hurrah! though she DID lose her temper a few times with us, but generally, she's a pretty patient lady. i think.

18. Mr. Herman

yeah i know. you are HER man. as in. Normah's man. and don't you guys think these two make a lovely couple? sugary sweet, i must say. he's always teasing me! sighs..... well, he didn't really teach us for that long, so i think the boys would have a better say about him.


sorry, sorry guys for this super duper long post. just felt like i had to give some sorta tribute to them... ^^


muacks muacks love u guys so muuuuch.


Rosie XOXOXOXO