LAME-ness is contagious

and... girls. laughter is contagious too. so... here are some of my (very lame) jokes ( there's one for each of us!) but fret not, you humans of the earth. just take all the following with a pinch of salt. okay?


presenting...


what does andrea get when she has an itchy butt?

a smelly finger

(the smell of your finger still lingers on me now... ewww)

p.s. for those who are in the dark, andie famously sang the above wrong lyrics of fergie's Big Girl's Don't Cry xD though till now heaven knows?? how on earth skin morphed into FINGER. gasp.


what do you get when a rose meets a bell in the same word and the only letter that came to their minds was the letter "a"?

rosabel


what happens when ai lynn(babi foo) gets to be a famous star(think angelina jolie) and earns seriously BIG bucks?

she FINALLY treats joanne to starbucks
(pssst jo! your Looooong wait is over!)



where do u end up when you piss jo yee off?

a coffin



why does joanne look tall?

because we are all shorter than her



why does rosie look short?

99% of the people around her have eye problems



why does jo yee have short hair?

she cut it (duh!)



AND... FINALLY....

THE LAST ONE'S FOR ANDREA CHEW..............




ANDREA SAYS :

my elephant-sized thighs are not noticeable at all.... because my TUMMY covers it :)


okay okay. it's not fair at all right if i make such ridiculous jokes about others, and there's nothing bad about me, right? so here goes...


what do you get when u look out of your misted up window and see rosabel?

u get a seriously BLUR kid


oh! oh! btw. i have my very own theory as to why the CHICKEN DID CROSS THE ROAD AFTER ALL...


it was a Malaysian chicken
(hint : Malaysians DON"T use overhead bridges)

but ask the same question the Colonel Sanders and he would've replied :

did i miss one?



okay! cheerio! i didnt mean ANY of the above! muacks love u guys.

andrea!

lemme give u my very, very, very BIG FAT







H U G


... since jo doesn't want it ;)

toodles!



rosie here btw ( this is for the benefit of people who happen to be blurer than me, if there ARE such people)